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Old 02-22-2010, 04:57 PM
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IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION

Bless me Father, for I have
sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy? Yes, Father, it is.
And, who was the woman you were with?
I canít be telliní you, Father. I donít want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Timmy, Iím sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Brenda OíMalley?
I cannot say.
Was it Patricia Kelly?
Iíll never tell.
Was it Sheilah OíBrien?
Iím sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Kathleen Morgan?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. Youíre a steadfast lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But youíve sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now.
Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
Whatíd you get?
Three monthís vacation and five good leads!
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