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Old 02-28-2010, 01:53 PM
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A little boy once returned home from Hebrew lessons and his father asked, "what did you learn today?"
The little boy answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt."
"How did Moses lead them out?" asked the father.
The boy replied and said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah Up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When they got there, he had the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross."
The father was shcked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"
The boy replyed, "no, but you would never believe the story is DID."
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