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Old 10-04-2010, 03:54 AM
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MALE V FEMALE AT THE CASH MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cashmachinesenabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility arerequested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing theiraccounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have beendeveloped.Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. LOWER your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Raise window.

7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth!!)


1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window withthemachine.

3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locatecard.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to itsexcessive distancefrom the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on theinside backpage.

11. Enter PIN .

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back ofit.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on mobile phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Hand Brake.


SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CANHANDLEIT!

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