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#1001
08-01-2012, 07:18 AM
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my wife has this habit about going to bed and then asking a long list of requests.....can you get me a drink....can you get me this etc so it started all over again last night, so as i gave her a drink i muttered 'i may as well wear a suit and call myself jeeves!' as i walked out to the sound of her laughter i desperately tried to remember the name of the posh lady in the thunderbirds (lady penelope) but i couldnt quite remember her name. so instead i said that the next car she should buy should be a pink rolls royce, she looked impressed and said 'ooo thats sounds nice' i waited for it to sink in and sure enough thirty seconds later as i walk into the bathroom she shouts 'and what am i supposed to be then? lady f*cking penelope!!!' i couldn't stop chuckling for a good few minutes!
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 Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29) 
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#1002
08-01-2012, 01:21 PM
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The wisdom of the ancients has been taught by the philosophers of Greece, but also by people called Jews in Syria, and by Brahmins in India -Megasthenes, Greek Ambassador to India, 300 BC Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian? - Walid Shoebat, PLO terrorist
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#1003
08-01-2012, 01:24 PM
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cool! no wonder my ribs hurt.......so much fun and laughter!
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1004
08-01-2012, 02:28 PM
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Why did the Turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
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 Shalom to everyone!  No extreme is good. Neither in religion, nor in science. "If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence.. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel." ~ Golda Meir~
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#1005
08-01-2012, 02:29 PM
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Shalom to everyone! No extreme is good. Neither in religion, nor in science. "If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence.. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel." ~ Golda Meir~
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#1006
08-01-2012, 02:35 PM
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I found this site, its both political and chicken crossed the road jokes! Pure entertainment you will laugh out loud again and again!
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Jerry Falwell  Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." Ralph Nader  The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. George W. Bush We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. Saddam Hussein This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping nerve gas on it.  http://www.squidoo.com/chicken-cross...gn=framebuster
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Shalom to everyone! No extreme is good. Neither in religion, nor in science. "If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence.. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel." ~ Golda Meir~
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#1007
08-01-2012, 02:42 PM
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1008
08-01-2012, 02:47 PM
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this one is for Knaur
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1009
08-01-2012, 04:00 PM
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Here is something that made me LOL!
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Shalom to everyone! No extreme is good. Neither in religion, nor in science. "If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence.. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel." ~ Golda Meir~
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#1010
08-02-2012, 06:58 AM
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1011
08-03-2012, 07:55 AM
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father jack!
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1012
08-03-2012, 09:56 AM
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The wisdom of the ancients has been taught by the philosophers of Greece, but also by people called Jews in Syria, and by Brahmins in India -Megasthenes, Greek Ambassador to India, 300 BC Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian? - Walid Shoebat, PLO terrorist
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#1013
08-03-2012, 11:16 AM
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1014
08-05-2012, 10:57 PM
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How To Stop Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing! Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home .... and left it there all night. (You gotta love Frank!)
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#1015
08-06-2012, 07:02 AM
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1016
08-06-2012, 09:58 AM
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That Frank fella sounds like someone after my own heart!
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The wisdom of the ancients has been taught by the philosophers of Greece, but also by people called Jews in Syria, and by Brahmins in India -Megasthenes, Greek Ambassador to India, 300 BC Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian? - Walid Shoebat, PLO terrorist
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#1017
08-06-2012, 12:41 PM
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oh yeah
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1018
08-06-2012, 07:53 PM
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The wisdom of the ancients has been taught by the philosophers of Greece, but also by people called Jews in Syria, and by Brahmins in India -Megasthenes, Greek Ambassador to India, 300 BC Why is it that on June 4th 1967 I was a Jordanian and overnight I became a Palestinian? - Walid Shoebat, PLO terrorist
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#1019
08-07-2012, 07:05 AM
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but does it mean that seems as we're ruled by a queen that we're all a bunch of queens 
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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#1020
08-08-2012, 01:19 PM
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look at this recent photo of assad and one of his generals.......i knew france and syria were tight once upon a time but this looks as if old charles de gaulle put it about a bit as this looks like his long lost son!
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Passage Isaiah 62I have set watchmen upon thy walls, O Jerusalem, which shall never hold their peace day nor night: ye that make mention of the LORD, keep not silence, "I ask then, has God rejected His people? By no means! God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew. For the gifts and call of God are irrevocable." (Romans 11:1,2,29)
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